lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

(via highonhappieness)

menstruate:

red white and blue are the colors of freedom until they’re flashing in your rearview mirror

(via jesussbabymomma)

indoxyl:

i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job 

(via summeer-nights)